An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’
His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score…’
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, ‘Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.’
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score.’
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, ‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’ Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, ‘What the hell was that?’
The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides”
Hah! Good one, Hoot. The Queen wouldn’t be amused, but we are! I bet your dinner table conversation is pretty funny at your place. Probably even sillier than ours.
Well, crap. If Barry and Axeldouche got Ryan’s divorce records unsealed back in the day, they wouldn’t hesitate to use this adoption thing against Roberts. What I want to know is this… Those bastards seem to be able to get everybody else’s records unsealed when it suits them. Why the hell can’t anybody get Barry’s friggin’ pre-school records unsealed? What the hell is wrong with us that we’re so incompetent? And, what kind of deal with the devil does Barry have that keeps him from ever being betrayed by any whistle-blower or ever losing any court action anywhere?
Totally random comment here:
“BARTENDER JOKE
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’
His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score…’
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, ‘Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.’
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score.’
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, ‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’ Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, ‘What the hell was that?’
The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides”
Hah! Good one, Hoot. The Queen wouldn’t be amused, but we are! I bet your dinner table conversation is pretty funny at your place. Probably even sillier than ours.
Military and police drills at night in the city. Hmmm… makes ya think… dang! Am I paranoid?
Yes. You’re paranoid…and a danger to the regime.
Report immediately to the nearest FEMA re-education center and summer camp.
There, you will learn how to be a proper serf in the new obamerica,
Thank you for your co-operation citizen.
/s/
Good info!
“2013 Assault Weapons Ban List and its Sponsors”
http://www.whiteoutpress.com/articles/q12013/2013-assault-weapons-ban-list-and-its-sponsors/
Pingback: Gun Control and the Third Amendment? “Yes, Virginia, There IS a Thrid Amendment” | ~ Off The Facebk Wall ~
Well. Anybody up for an ‘explanation’ of why Justice Roberts rolled over for the regime?
Try this………………..
http://beforeitsnews.com/politics/2013/01/unraveling-the-mystery-behind-chief-justice-roberts-sudden-switch-to-rule-in-favor-of-obamacare-2488814.html
Well, crap. If Barry and Axeldouche got Ryan’s divorce records unsealed back in the day, they wouldn’t hesitate to use this adoption thing against Roberts. What I want to know is this… Those bastards seem to be able to get everybody else’s records unsealed when it suits them. Why the hell can’t anybody get Barry’s friggin’ pre-school records unsealed? What the hell is wrong with us that we’re so incompetent? And, what kind of deal with the devil does Barry have that keeps him from ever being betrayed by any whistle-blower or ever losing any court action anywhere?
Do we really have to be punishing citizens for asking the questions that our Congress is too chicken to ask in the first place? Especially when it’s their sacred duty?
http://polination.wordpress.com/2013/02/05/obama-failed-e-verify-citizen-penalized-for-asking/
Sometimes, you just need to have a dog around to make you feel better.
Awwwwwwww….