Open Thread, Thursday 30 May 2013



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13 Responses to Open Thread, Thursday 30 May 2013

  1. In Mother’s Womb: ETERNITY?

    From an unknown source:

    In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?”

    The other replies, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.

    “Nonsense,” says the other. “There is no life after delivery. What would that life be?”

    “I don’t know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths.”

    The other says “This is absurd! Walking is impossible. And eat with our mouths? Ridiculous. The umbilical cord supplies nutrition. Life after delivery is to be excluded. The umbilical cord is too short.”

    “I think there is something and maybe it’s different than it is here.”

    The other replies, “No one has ever come back from there. Delivery is the end of life, and in the after-delivery it is nothing but darkness and anxiety and it takes us nowhere.”

    “Well, I don’t know,” says the other, “but certainly we will see mother and she will take care of us.”

    “Mother??” You believe in mother? Where is she now?

    “She is all around us. It is in her that we live. Without her there would not be this world.”

    “I don’t see her, so it’s only logical that she doesn’t exist.”

    To which the other replied, “Sometimes when you’re in silence you can hear her, you can perceive her.” I believe there is a reality after delivery and we are here to prepare ourselves for that reality.

    • barnslayer says:

      They way the interrogation was described a little while ago sounded suspicious. The guy is being questioned in a police or FBI office and pulls a weapon? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not gonna mourn over this creep. I’m just reading between the lines.

    • barnslayer says:

      Israel should leave em be but first they should place tracking devices (or self-destruct) in them. Wait for them to get moved to a more amusing location, then push the button.

    • barnslayer says:

      Good idea hassling people while wearing a flammable bag that makes it hard for you to run. I may take up smoking…. and so might they, sorta.

      • Sorta. *snork*

        Officer: “Sir, did you see who set that woman on fire?”
        Pedestrian: “Sorta. I didn’t see any woman. All I saw was a flaming potato sack running down the street, diving through the sprinklers.”
        Officer: “That was her. Did she say anything?”
        Pedestrian: “Sorta. I said that I could see her ass through the flaming potato sack, and that her clothing offended me. Then she told me to go f&(#) myself.”

        • barnslayer says:

          Hey is it my fault if I happen to drop my Marlboro while spraying passers by with that new perfume “Eau Ewe Kid”? It’s a delightful blend of Sunoco 260, benzene, polystyrene with the bouquet of your favorite farm “friends”.

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