Open Thread, Tuesday 4 June 2013

Lamborghini Aventador, Darth Vader-approved extreme open supercar, but lousy date car (messes up passenger’s hair in extreme way).

Like this…


Or this…150409_533934446651462_1260562178_n

Hopefully not this…



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Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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33 Responses to Open Thread, Tuesday 4 June 2013

  1. Coyote says:

    MAYBE…we should keep Piers here just for the comedic value he offers.

    Notice, PAY ATTENTION and make note of who says that the right is NOT a GOD GIVEN RIGHT.

    She needs to be committed to memory and NEVER forgotten.

    • Really? Piers lumps Wayne LaPierre and the NRA in with crazies who send ricin to the President because he’s defending the bill of rights? And the right to defend oneself is not a God-given right? So, I guess we don’t have any rights at all. I’m glad these morons clarified that for us. Man, we’ve come a long way here in the ObamaNation.

      • barnslayer says:

        I guess Piers wasn’t too upset over the Brit that was murdered in London last week either. After all it was just the moslems. And thank goodness no one is allowed to have a gun there… somebody might have gotten shot!

        • Hypothetical Question: If Piers Morgan walks through the wrong neighborhood in London (referred to as “Asian immigrant” neighborhoods, euphemism for Sharia zones), and he loses his head, does it improve his looks?
          Answer: Anything that removes the smirk definitely improves his looks. And if the Sharia ghetto police are offended by the smirk, that’s one thing I can’t blame them for. Maybe we CAN agree with Islam on something! πŸ˜€

      • Oh Grunt sheeesh! Do I have to explain everything? πŸ˜‰
        right is NOT a GOD (Obama) GIVEN RIGHT.

        • Hey, don’t mock the LightBringer in the White Hut. He’s a just and merciful semi-deity. All you have to do is donate to his campaign and you get all the rights you need! Freedom from prosecution, get out of jail free cards, you don’t have to pay taxes, and the IRS investigates your business competition. Bonanza.

          • See? My point exactly. Give your money to the powerful and the diety will take care of you. Or else!!!, you don’t get a get out of jail card for free and the diety will deny your rights!!!

      • Coyote says:

        That’s why I said comedic. His is a rather a “tawdry humour”…but, more like a stark warning of what kind of people talk his crap. He is the “quintessential liberal” (to borrow a “favourite” and over used word of his) who displays his nonsense daily…which may serve as a danger beacon for the rest of the free world…and the USA. He IS the entire insane asylum embodied in one person…the very type person we should be VERY wary of.
        That’s why we should keep him…as a mere reference to that type of insanity.
        We just have to point to him and say, “REALLY???”

  2. Throwing a first pitch at an MLB game is a nerve-racking experience in itself. Add the pressure of popping the question to your girlfriend immediately afterward, and you have what one man conquered before the Blue Jays’ game against the Padres.
    Of course, this man happened to be a Marine, so this was pleasant compared to his usual definition of pressure probably.

  3. Val-Jar: Scandals? We don’t worry about scandals. Our job is just to continue to move forward as we flush the country down the toilet and crush anyone who didn’t contribute to our campaign.

    • texan59 says:

      “We put in process procedures to make sure if there has been any wrongdoing, there will be appropriate consequences….”

      As with everything else that comes out of these folks mouths, this could, and will, have many different meanings. None of them good. πŸ‘Ώ

  4. Bridenstine in Congress: The President is unfit to lead.

  5. texan59 says:

    Gotta have a laugh every once in awhile. πŸ™‚

  6. Coyote says:

    Under that cute brunette…is that a pointer?…er not?

    • Which cute brunette you talking about? The slobbery one with the cold nose? πŸ˜‰

      • Coyote says:

        HAHAH! I feel like you are walking me into a trap.
        Third image down. The canine.

        • I don’t know for sure, but I think its hair is too long to be a pointer. I’m thinking some kind of border collie or aussie shepherd? Maybe?

          As for the other brunette, I thought she looked Italian, but she’s wearing a Renault jacket, so it’s very confusing.

          • Coyote says:

            oh yeah. The hair is too long to be a German Shorthair…thus the “Short” part of SHORTHAIR. hmph.

            I’ll take “Dog Identification” for $600, Alex.

            • See, that’s what I’m thinking, too. The face looks similar, but the shaggy fur is just not there. I was thinking aussie because they have that real fine shaggy white fur around their necks.

      • Coyote says:

        To clarify, we are in NO way talking about the “Aliens” dude with the jacked up hair.
        oh man…this isn’t helping. The brunette chick has some jacked up hair too…


        For criminy sake…third image down. The canine. It’s a dayum pointer.
        A German Shorthair Pointer. I GIBIRU’D it.

        Sometimes…some days…you just gotta be your own damned expert.

  7. texan59 says:

    This won’t end well. Alec Baldwin challenges Phelim McAleer to a debate on fracking. Have any of you seen the video FrackNation? Debunks the whole Gasland thing.

  8. texan59 says:

    AP fires shot across the bow. Publishes Sebilius’ secret email address. hehe!

  9. texan59 says:

    This makes me feel better. πŸ˜†

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