Unexplained Phenomena Reported at Monticello

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Virgina (WNB) – Paranormal investigators were called Thursday afternoon to Monticello, the home of Thomas Jefferson, after reports of mysterious noises on the property.

“It was like this loud “whirring” noise. I started hearing it outside after lunch,” said one groundskeeper. “It sounds like it’s coming from the gravesite.”

Paranormal investigators confirmed the sound is emanating from Thomas Jefferson’s grave, and described it as sounding like a “high pitched whirring or spinning sound.” Sources say an EVP (electronic voice phenomena) recording last night also picked up a male voice yelling “bastard read.”

6a00d83451af9f69e2019b017b98a1970b-500wiMore on this story as it develops.  Read the original sarcastic story at the World News Bureau.

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About GruntOfMonteCristo

Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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4 Responses to Unexplained Phenomena Reported at Monticello

  1. Just so you know, Tex. This is NOT Monticello, Indiana. 🙂

  2. The Dems have finally developed the perfect green power source!

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