It’s apparently been a pretty annoying year. This New Years, there are a lot of “Top Lists” showing up on conservative websites, and most of them seem to recap the most disgustingly insulting, the most annoying, the most horrifyingly headache-inducing people of 2013. We thought that a ranking of those lists is in order. Here’s our Top 3 List of the lists:
3. Kimberley Dadds: The 10 Most Annoying Celebrities of 2013. BuzzFeed.com
Kimberley lists Luis Suarez, Harry Styles, Katie Hopkins, Piers Morgan, Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian, Helen Flanagan, Russell Brand, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber.
2. Jim Goad: The 13 Most Annoying People of 2013. TakiMag.com
Jim’s seriously pissed off about 2013. He claims to be “someone who’s offended by nothing but annoyed by everyone,” so he has no trouble filling out his list, which includes The Unnamed 64-Year-Old SC Stabbing Victim and Fan of Eagles Music, an Unnamed Shrieking Canadian Feminist, David Olander, William Lowell Putnam III, Oprah Winfrey, Meg Lanker-Simons, Kanye West, Anthony Weiner, Rachel Jeantel, Piers Morgan, Hugo Schwyzer, Toure and Ethan “Pajama Boy” Krupp. About Krupp, he says:
This defanged, deballed, hi-snark/lo-testosterone, curly-haired bespectacled beta geek snuggled up in red PJs as he blithely sips a mug of cocoa is easily the most objectionable human being to enter my field of consciousness over the past twelve months. A poster boy for the unspooling disaster known as Obamacare, Krupp is also emblematic of American culture’s systemic devaluation of all things manly. Doris Day had more male hormones than he does. I’ve seen baby guppies that could kick this kid’s ass. Ethan Krupp’s face is the most persuasive evidence I’ve ever seen that society would benefit if it were to open its mind once again to the virtues of bullying.
1. DIANNY RANTS: Dianny’s 10 Most Annoying People of 2013. AllTheRightSnark.org
Dianny’s wit cuts fast and deep. Her deserving targets include Cher, Nancy Pelosi, Karl Rove, Melissa Harris-Perry, Chris Christie, Wendy Davis, John Boehner, John McCain, Barack Obama and Michelle Obama. Her number 1? Michelle, of course:
Every trip to the grocery store includes spotting Michelle Obama on the cover of a magazine — all soft-focus and airbrushed. Has any First Lady in the history of this country eveer been the focus of such a non-stop PR blitz?
I understand why they did it. The real Michelle Obama is a bitchy harridan who feels everyone owes her. She is condescending and disrespectful. And for four years, they threw everything at creating the image of Michelle Obama as this hip, fun, caring, sensible, fashionable wife and mother. And nothing seemed to stick — as if she is Scotch-Guarded with a Teflon shield of bitchy.
The following photos of Michelle have been touched up slightly by the Earl of Taint.
Dianny makes a strong case for Abortion Barbie at #5.
And the over-educated Melissa Harris-Perry at #7.
Can you believe this woman has a PhD?!
Good old Melissa was the one who, when filming her MSNBC Promo, declared that we have to get away from our private notion that our children belong to us.
Are you freaking kidding me?!
Most recently, Melissa Harris-Perry and her panel of circus freaks spent some time on her show mocking the adopted black grandchild of Mitt Romney as being a “token.”
This is what PhDs do, apparently.
What I find blisteringly tiresome about Harris-Perry is the fact that she really does consider herself a big thinker. Little Miss Tampon Earring lacks the self-awareness necessary to realize she is making an idiot of herself. Instead, she gazes into the camera with this haughty, know-it-all look on her face while she says the stupidest, most inane things to come out of a woman’s mouth since Nancy Pelosi’s last news conference.
And speaking of Nancy, Pelosferatu is not terribly high on the annoyance list, but her danger level is high, since she seems, inexplicably, to have the Democrat’s blessing on another run as Speaker of the House.