Arianna Wants Us All to Redefine Success in Her Unique Schizophrenic Way

I was overcome with joy when I received this motivational blurb from a friend recently:AriannaDipShit3

Because I can’t wait to drop everything and jump on this “success boat” and “win” just like Arianna did.

The Arianna Huffington Recipe for Success:

1. Move to California.
2. Marry a rich, conservative rising star candidate for U.S. Senate.
3. Don’t notice that he’s bisexual and might be using you as a “beard.”
4. Switch parties overnight and become a darling of conservative media.
5. Found a conservative media outlet and staff it with brilliant young conservatives like Andrew Breitbart.
6. Let your staff make the HuffPost a success while you divorce your husband as soon as he loses an election.
7. Switch parties again to become the darling of liberal media, betraying all the people who made you a “success.”
8. Ride the liberal media gravy train while it lasts, before the U.S. implodes.
9. Declare success!

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About GruntOfMonteCristo

Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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