Because I can’t wait to drop everything and jump on this “success boat” and “win” just like Arianna did.
The Arianna Huffington Recipe for Success:
1. Move to California.
2. Marry a rich, conservative rising star candidate for U.S. Senate.
3. Don’t notice that he’s bisexual and might be using you as a “beard.”
4. Switch parties overnight and become a darling of conservative media.
5. Found a conservative media outlet and staff it with brilliant young conservatives like Andrew Breitbart.
6. Let your staff make the HuffPost a success while you divorce your husband as soon as he loses an election.
7. Switch parties again to become the darling of liberal media, betraying all the people who made you a “success.”
8. Ride the liberal media gravy train while it lasts, before the U.S. implodes.
9. Declare success!