This excellent Duffel Blog piece is a few months old, but it hasn’t yet lost its timeliness, unfortunately.
The foreign policy was described as wholly consistent with our national security interests, while also balancing the needs for human rights, labor, business and the environment. It answers to the Obama Doctrine, the Bush Doctrine, the Clinton Doctrine, the Powell Doctrine, the Weinberger Doctrine, and the Domino Theory.
When last seen it was speaking softly and carrying a big stick.
Police are looking for a suspect, described by witnesses as a well-dressed middle-aged bald man who spoke with a Russian accent. The man was seen getting into a stretch limousine in downtown Washington with the foreign policy early on Monday.
Some law enforcement officials were confused on how to proceed.
“We can’t get it back because we don’t negotiate with kidnappers and terrorists,” said FBI Director James Comey, before correcting himself. “Wait, maybe we do … or do we? Dammit! We need it back right now!”
Read more at the Duffel Blog.