God created the universe in six days; Obama couldn’t make a website in five years.
God rested on the seventh day; Obama rests on the other six.
God says you shouldn’t covet your neighbor’s property; Obama says you should.
God told Noah to build an ark; Obama said “You didn’t build that!”
Jesus saves; Obama spends.
God doesn’t force anyone to sign up for his plan.
God didn’t have to pass the Ten Commandments to find out what was in them.
God calls children a blessing; Obama calls them a punishment.
God banished Lucifer; Obama’s mentor dedicated a book to him.
The Lord giveth; Obama taketh away.
God has a son, and he doesn’t look like Trayvon.
God knows when life begins; Obama says it’s above his pay grade.
God loves Israel.
God created the oceans; Obama thinks he can lower them.
God doesn’t think he’s Obama.