New Photo May Show Lost Plane

World News Bureau Exclusive – A newly obtained photo may possibly point to the location of missing Malaysia Flight 370.

The photo (below) comes to light as Malaysian officials where unable to find wreckage at the location indicated by a Chinese satellite photo yesterday. “Unfortunately there was nothing there but a gigantic puffy white triangle. We don’t know what the hell it is,” said Malaysian civil aviation chief Ahaza Hari Butkkraq.

Today’s photo appears to show the Malaysian airliner largely intact in a Detroit inner city neighborhood. “It’s too dangerous to just go in. Hopefully we’ll be ready to set out late this afternoon,” said Detroit Police Chief James Craig.

Sources say the location of the plane “significantly” dampens any hope that the 239 passengers may be alive. Read the whole account at WNB.



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4 Responses to New Photo May Show Lost Plane

  1. barnslayer says:

    Don’t look now but I think the wheel covers and radio are missing.

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