Pope Accidentally Exorcises Obama

VATICAN (WNB) – Pope Francis may have inadvertently cast out one or more unclean spirits from President Obama during their brief meeting Thursday.

Witnesses say the President was “stammering like a retard” and apparently unable to form a sentence as he approached the Pope, then visually slumped when the two shook hands. Obama was steadied by the Pontiff and proceeded to speak clearly, apparently unfazed.

A Vatican source stopped short of labeling the exorcism a success, calling it “a start.”


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2 Responses to Pope Accidentally Exorcises Obama

  1. barnslayer says:

    “Lord, confuse the wicked, confound their words, for I see violence and strife in the city.”
    NIV Psalm 55:9

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