New product for young parents raising kids in Democrat-controlled areas of the country, like Detroit, NY-NJ-CT-stan, Los Angeles or Chicago. Ammo not included. Grenade launcher available for an extra $1800, and is highly recommended in case of accidental straying into “red zones,” like southeast Washington DC.
Also recommended, gear for Fido:
Kiddie accessories require special training.
Coming soon: Your very own, fully trained, tactical minions!
- Isaiah 40:31“But those who wait on the Lord Shall renew their strength; They shall mount up with wings like eagles, They shall run and not be weary, They shall walk and not faint.”
- Isaiah 40:31
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