Open Thread, Wednesday 2 April 2014

Meanwhile, in Texas…


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Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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36 Responses to Open Thread, Wednesday 2 April 2014

  1. From WRSA. What makes this so astonishing is that this country has a history and tradition, at least until the 1920s, of very little police protection at all. For the first century or so, it was not unusual for an entire county to have a single sheriff with no deputies, and his job was literally to keep the peace, by *talking* to people. For a police force to even casually resemble a military force was unthinkable. Until now.

  2. POTUS wants closure. Of your big fat mouth. From Earl of Taint Industries.

  3. Mystery Party still in the news. See if you can guess the missing word in this WashPost article about political scandals that all have one thing in common. All of them belong to the “mystery party.” Via Iowahawk.

  4. From Anorak: WTF ’70s?? I think Daniel Craig was wearing one of these in Skyfall when he was shot off the top of that train after a 20 minute fist fight and landed in deep water with his shirt tails still perfectly tucked into his pants.

  5. Prager says “Leftism” or “Environmental Leftism” is the most influential “religion” of the last century.

  6. 30 Things you’ll never hear a southern boy say.
    Via JC Lady at iOTW.

    30. When I retire, I’m movin’ north.
    29. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    28. Duct tape won’t fix that.
    27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken
    26. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
    25. You can’t feed that to the dog.
    24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
    23. Wrestling is fake.
    22. We’re vegetarians Rastafarians.
    21. Do you think my gut is too big?
    20. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy..
    19. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
    18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
    17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
    15. I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
    14. Trim the fat off that steak.
    13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    12. The tires on that truck are too big.
    11. I’ve got it all on the C: DRIVE.
    10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    9. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
    8. I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    7. Checkmate
    6. She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.
    5. Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen.
    4. I don’t have a favorite college team.
    3. You Guys.
    2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
    1. Nope, no more beer for me. I’m driving a whole busload of us down to re-elect OBAMA

  7. zmalfoy says:

    Can’t recall if this has been shared here or not, but either way, since it really can’t be shared enough–> this is the sort of pranking I can get behind:

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