It’s hot everywhere today. It’s so hot, Hillary’s commentary about the Hobby Lobby decision is almost starting to make sense, and Sandra Fluke’s Anti-SCOTUS poster, if you hold it over hot asphalt, appears to have a coherent theme. It might be a mirage, though.
It’s so hot, you get condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot, the trees are all looking for willing dogs.
It’s so hot, the nude runners in the San Francisco Bay to Breakers race have stopped worrying about cold-shrinkage.
It’s so hot, people standing in line to get their signed copies of Hillary’s “Hard Choices” don’t feel a “chill” when she makes eye contact.
It’s so hot, they’re requiring dental records before you’re allowed to get off an airplane in Houston.
It’s so hot, even liberals are going to work just for the air conditioning.
It’s so hot, hipsters have started taking off their wool hats and talk about shaving off their designer beards.
It’s so hot, Eric Holder is smuggling water pistols.
Jokes written and pics stolen by Grunt and the Bluebird of Bitterness.
- Isaiah 40:31“But those who wait on the Lord Shall renew their strength; They shall mount up with wings like eagles, They shall run and not be weary, They shall walk and not faint.”
- Isaiah 40:31
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