Gruntington Post – FOLLOW-UP REPORT: Whatever happened to the intrepid “Denver Horse-Man” who braved throngs of liberal zombies and aggressive Secret Service agents in downtown Denver last week to shake hands with Barack Obama?
In the few weeks since his brush with national fame, the horse-man’s life has taken a tragic turn, unfortunately. Witnesses say that the presence of the horse-man visibly startled the President during their brief encounter. After initially laughing off the embarrassment, Obama was seen whispering something to one of his Secret Service agents, and the horse-man was immediately taken into custody. He was then seen by no one for several days. According to his veterinarian, John Hicks, DVM, of Deer Trail, Colorado, the horse-man was eventually discovered wandering feverishly in a nearby pasture with a few unrelated Morgan horses.
Although the creature showed numerous injuries, including a broken leg, which were apparently acquired in custody, the veterinarian stated that no formal complaint would be lodged with the Federal Government. “We eventually had to euthanize the poor creature,” said Dr. Hicks. “It wasn’t the injuries. He would have healed up just fine, and we don’t shoot horses anymore for broken legs. But once you tangle with the Administration, an IRS incident is pretty much a given. People can handle audits and survive, but you can’t expect an animal to deal with the IRS. It’s just not humane.”
- Philippians 2:5-8“[The Humbled and Exalted Christ] Let this mind be in you which was also in Christ Jesus, who, being in the form of God, did not consider it robbery to be equal with God, but made Himself of no reputation, taking the form of a bondservant, and coming in the likeness of men. And being found in appearance as a man, He humbled Himself and became obedient to the […]
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