WASHINGTON (WNB) – The Tea Party has condemned North Korea for threatening a nuclear strike on the White House over recent tensions between the two countries.
A Tea Party spokesman on Monday released the following statement delivered to North Korean head Kim Jong-un:
Dear Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un,
With all due respect, your nation’s threat to strike the White House with a nuclear weapon is simply unacceptable in today’s civilized world, especially in light of the fact President Obama will not be at that location for much of the coming month of August.
The President, who was fond of referring to your father Kim Jong-il as “that fat little zipperhead,” will be vacationing August 9th through the 24th on the island of Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts at a house located at 72 Gosnold’s Way in Chilmark (see photo below). The GPS coordinates are latitude 41.371815, longitude 70.74561699999998.
Please be aware that with the exception of small islands off the northeast mainland, any military strike against the United States would likely be considered a hostile act. We urge you to very carefully consider any such action.
Tea Party Patriots
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