Open Thread, Thursday 31 July 2014

party

Image | Posted on by | 26 Comments

In historic move, Obama signs executive order impeaching himself

From Pundit from Another Planet.

Frustrated by GOP’s Unwillingness to Take the Bait, Obama Signs First-Ever Self-Impeachment Order

Critics Blast Obama’s Action as “Irresponsible,” “Reckless,” Dems Fear Constitutional Crisis, Congress Accuses Obama of “Presidential Reach-Around”

“If the Republicans aren’t willing to work with me on this, I’ll do it myself”

Report: Nancy Pelosi Seen in Senate Bathroom, Weeping and Throwing Up

Senior White House Officials Not Warned in Advance, Stunned by President’s Decision

“I’m ready to retire anyway. I’m so sick of this crap. Who needs this? They don’t appreciate what I’ve done for the middle class, what I’ve done for the children… They don’t appreciate what I’ve done for the bureaucrats, what I’ve done for the banks, and for Wall Street, what I’ve sacrificed for the future of the Democratic Party. Screw ‘em. I’m done.” – Obama, after signing historic self-impeachment order

(read the rest here)

Posted in Humor, Obamanana Republic | 2 Comments

Jesse Ventura Named Douchebag of the Century by … Everyone

At least he got his reputation back.

As reported by the Minneapolis/St.Paul StarTribune yesterday and today, Jesse Ventura won his defamation lawsuit against the estate of the late Chris Kyle, who was a Navy SEAL, war veteran and author of the best-selling book “American Sniper.” Today, a relieved Ventura said in a StarTribune interview that he would have moved to Mexico if he’d lost the case, because there “would not have been much” left for him in the United States. Mr. Ventura might want to stop counting those unhatched chickens, because the response to his winning $1.8 Million from a war widow has been explosive and overwhelmingly negative.

Twitchy.com posted some of the internet responses to the case, including this Facebook response from veteran Navy SEAL and “Lone Survivor” author Marcus Luttrell:
10552580_10152351277668406_7563426136065637789_n
Luttrell’s characterization was one of the most reserved. Here are some of the others. Warning for language below the fold.
Continue reading

Posted in Country, Family, In Memoriam | 5 Comments

PETE’S GUN PAGE

10409748_10152667154695348_5168021014292908510_n

rifle-v-drug

tng

speedtrap1

192848_5_

Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments

Open Thread, Wednesday 30 July 2014

pit-bull-gowdy

Image | Posted on by | 23 Comments

PETE’S GUN PAGE

10559732_10152615350890432_2822813371543564272_n

Dear NAGR Supporter,

NAGR is giving away 4 guns to 4 winners during the month of July!

This month we are giving away a Savage 338 Lapua package [valued at $3,000], a Colt 6920 AR-15 [valued at $1,200], a Weatherby 300 mag hunting rifle [valued $1,400], and a 1776 Flintlock long rifle [valued at $900]!
But you cannot win unless you sign up below.

All entries must be submitted by Thursday, July 31st, 2014.

http://nagr.org/2014/4gungiveaway.aspx?pid=fb1a

Durbin touts Chicago’s new gun crime intelligence center
“You can’t fight a war without intelligence, to know where the weapons are, where the shooters are and to stop it before it happens,” Durbin said Friday at the Center’s downtown offices.

Dear Senator Dickhead:try the Englewood neighborhood on the southwest side.or any subsidized housing project.

http://politics.suntimes.com/article/chicago/durbin-touts-chicagos-new-gun-crime-intelligence-center/fri-07252014-556pm

10527438_10152341946323432_5543504072679132477_n

I’ll see your two barrels and raise you seven.
tumblr_m7fzb42yRq1rv6yl6o1_500

Politicking off impeachment chatter
Something very strange is happening on Capitol Hill. Democrats can’t talk enough about impeaching a president of their own party. And Republicans keep saying that there isn’t a chance they’ll give it a try.

The tactic has brought big dollars into Democrats’ coffers, and it has kept Republican aides and lawmakers busy as they keep swatting down the idea whenever it sprouts up.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2014/07/impeachment-politics-barack-obama-109471.html#ixzz38scswO7n

Uncle-Ream-Us

TarBaby

GIRL TAKING SELFIE AT BEYONCE CONCERT INADVERTENTLY GETS PHOTOBOMBED BY SASQUATCH AND HER YOUNG
Michelle-daughterr-beyonce-e1406402467595

Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments

North Korea Chastised for Threat to Nuke White House

WASHINGTON (WNB) – The Tea Party has condemned North Korea for threatening a nuclear strike on the White House over recent tensions between the two countries.

A Tea Party spokesman on Monday released the following statement delivered to North Korean head Kim Jong-un:

Dear Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un,

With all due respect, your nation’s threat to strike the White House with a nuclear weapon is simply unacceptable in today’s civilized world, especially in light of the fact President Obama will not be at that location for much of the coming month of August.

The President, who was fond of referring to your father Kim Jong-il as “that fat little zipperhead,” will be vacationing August 9th through the 24th on the island of Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts at a house located at 72 Gosnold’s Way in Chilmark (see photo below). The GPS coordinates are latitude 41.371815, longitude 70.74561699999998.

Please be aware that with the exception of small islands off the northeast mainland, any military strike against the United States would likely be considered a hostile act. We urge you to very carefully consider any such action.

Sincerely,

Tea Party Patriots
6a00d83451af9f69e201a73df67148970d-500wi
Read more at World News Bureau. (parody)

Posted in Blogospheria, Obamanana Republic, War | Leave a comment